Hollywood’s 84th celebration for overpaid narcissists.

The Academy Awards are on tonight. I haven’t seen this show in YEARS for several excellent reasons: 1) I refuse to give up three hours of my life watching the current crop of overpaid narcissists handing prizes to each other; 2) Ronald Colman, William Holden, Walter Huston, Melvyn Douglas, Errol Flynn and Cary Grant are not on the list of presenters; and 3) I haven’t set foot in a movie theater since 1997. Regardless, I’m pleased to provide the following in case you need a visual for item 2.

Even though Sam just woke up and started the coffee I think I’ll go back to bed for a while because it’s still dark outside and my feet are cold. Say hi to the family for me when you have a chance.