Treat your unsuspecting friends and relatives to my better-than-average world famous recipes.

The recipes marked with a red star (★) are low-carb. If you’re a dieter or diabetic please give them a try, okay? Everything else is just regular food for regular people who like to eat.

Main courses …

• Nice Low-Carb Salmon Patties ★
• Spinach and Feta Casserole ★
• Marcy’s Chicken & Biscuit Goop ★
• Easy Omelet in a Mug ★
• No-Brainer Low-Carb Lasagna Pie ★
• Marcy’s Revolutionary Year-Round Bean Soup
• Marcy’s Speedy Cream of Mushroom Soup ★
• Easy One-Pot Greek Rice
• Marcy’s Low-Carb Mock Matzo Balls ★
• Five-Minute Stupid Soup ★
• Hungarian Un-Stuffed Cabbage ★
• Marcy’s Beef Barley Soup
• Genuine Cincinnati Chili
• Sam’s Favorite Matzo Omelette
• Crockpot Greek Chicken
• Marcycita’s South of the Border Tamale Pie
• Marcy’s Famous Potato Salad
• Marcy’s Famous Matzo Balls

Sides and snacky crap …

• Marcy’s Wild West Guacamole
• Fried Eggs In-the-Shell
• Marcy’s Goofy Fruity Shake ★
• Sam’s Cucumber & Onion Salad ★
• Marcy’s Fabulous Un-Fried Fries

Desserts …

• Marcy’s Great Big Low-Carb Cookie ★
• Chia Seed Pudding ★
• Low-Carb Microwave Muffin in a Bowl ★
• Beanit Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies ★
• Marcy’s Pink and Fluffy Puffy Crap ★
• Marcy’s Sugar-Free Black Bottom Banana Cream Pie
• Easy No-Crust, Low-Carb Cheesecake ★
• Sugar-Free Fruit Cobbler
• Marcy’s Sugar-Free Pumpkin Pie
• Marcy’s Fat-Free Sugar-Free Rice Pudding