Send chicken soup, people.

I miss writing the Howdygram. Desperately. Except I haven’t had the energy to sit at my desk for more than half an hour at a time since probably Friday, owing to a high fever, a pain in my head, body aches and chills. Plus I pee on myself every time I stand up. Every single time.

I’ve been popping Walmart’s best arthritis-strength Tylenol knockoff every six hours but they’re not doing enough. I’ll finally see Dr. M tomorrow. Since I have no other symptoms besides the high fever and body aches (for instance, this isn’t the flu) I’m scared she’ll tell me that what I’ve got is another form of diabetic neuropathy I can add to my growing list, and I’ll just have to get used to it. I feel seriously crappy with no end in sight. Send chicken soup, people.

Thank you.