Introducing Pizza Hut perfume in case you want to smell like dough and spices.

Sam called from work about an hour ago to let me know he’s buried in projects and will be home “very very late.” Judging from past experience this could mean anything from midnight to 4 a.m., although it’s not likely I’ll be able to wait up for him past 2 because I’ve had a hard day doing practically nothing and need a good night’s sleep.

Know what? I had a brainstorm tonight ... I think it’s time to redesign my Ovation Creative website! I haven’t made any changes for at least three years so this is a project that’s long overdue. I like the idea of a new look once in a while but it’s hard to convince my clients to give it a shot when I never bother to do it for myself. The first step is a new logo. Come back often for additional news bulletins and the big unveiling, hopefully before the first of the year.

As long as I’m into makeovers I think it’s also time to do something different with my hair. I received a local mailer today with coupons for cheap and potentially shitty haircuts at Great Clips Salon on Cartwright Road. I’ve never been to Great Clips before — and the concept of a $7.99 haircut is moderately frightening — but I’m positive they can’t be any worse than the Asian stylist who made me look like Moe in drag a couple of months ago. For your possible interest the map below indicates: A) Howdygram headquarters; B) Great Clips Salon; and C) the world-famous Mesquite Championship Rodeo, which has nothing to do with this story in any way whatsoever.

In case you’re still stymied about what to buy that special someone for Hanukkah, the Howdygram would like to recommend a bottle of Pizza Hut perfume in your choice of Pepperoni or Super-Supreme. This initially started as a prank on Pizza Hut’s Facebook page but turned into the real thing after enough morons signed up as fans. Apparently the limited-edition scent smells like pizza dough and spices. (As long as it doesn’t smell like our delivery driver, I’d be okay with it.)

For the record, this was actually a limited-edition promotion by Pizza Hut’s marketing team and there are no more bottles available. You might want to go with something from Estee Lauter as a second choice.

Many of you may be aware that an organization of right-wing lunatics here in Texas — still frothing about President Obama’s re-election — want us to secede from the United States. (Stop laughing.) Aside from the fact that secession is both impossible and illegal, about 250,000 whack-jobs have signed up so far on the movement’s official website, which resembles an online ransom note. Sadly, they don’t seem to realize their numbers will never make even a teeny dent in the state’s population of 26 million. In the meantime you might enjoy the following infomercial from YouTube.



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