Hey, foodies. Too bad we don’t live in Great Britain.

In this post: Outer space pizza, adorable little Sam feet.

I almost didn’t write a Howdygram post tonight because I got caught up watching a special on TCM — The Story of Film: An Odyssey — and today’s episode of “People’s Court.” I also ate a lot of food, finished off yesterday’s accidental pound cake pudding (see previous post) and took a lovely pair of naps two hours apart. I’m proud of my productivity. No kidding.

Sam has been out of town since Saturday visiting his sister Marian in Seattle. Therefore I feel compelled to post the following childhood photo featuring (from left to right) Marian, Sam and Steve. Sam is seven months old here; the occasion was his brother Steve’s third birthday. This is just about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and it’s a damn shame you can’t zoom in to appreciate Sam’s adorable little feet. (I’m pretty sure he’ll kill me for this.)

Hey, foodies. Too bad we don’t live in Great Britain so we can order the latest outrageous creation from Pizza Hut ... the Cheeseburger-Stuffed Crust Pizza. The monstrosity pictured below (courtesy of Foodbeast.com) features 10 crusty pockets filled with hamburgers and mozzarella cheese and comes with a side order of ketchup. WTF. All pizzas should come with ketchup, right? In addition the burgers can be loaded with your favorite optional toppings. Personally, I think the stupid thing looks like an alien spaceship.

I’d love to meet the stoner who dreams up this weird crap. Hey, man, let’s invent a pizza with Pop Tarts and Slim Jims!

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