Romney has binders full of women. Are they three-hole punched, too?

We can always count on Mitt Romney for comic relief, and his gaffe-du-jour from last night’s presidential debate is still spreading across the Internet like wildfire. In case you’ve been out of the country for the last 24 hours, Romney was asked how he would rectify inequality in the workplace and stumbled into an awkward response about “binders full of women.” Although you can read more on thousands of different news websites, the Howdygram intends to grab it own chunk of the action, as illustrated below.

In breaking news a little closer to home, I saw a story on a local Dallas news website this afternoon that really takes the cake for Einstein editorial content. Here it is:

Man runs from police, leaps to death on U.S. 75. Police were called to a convenience store at the 75 access road and Lemmon Avenue after a report of a man causing a disturbance inside the store. When the officers arrived, the man immediately ran across the parking lot and onto the sidewalk of the access road between Lemmon and Hall Street. According to police, after a distance of at least 100 yards the man crossed the access road and, without breaking stride, put his hands on the guard rail and vaulted himself over the wall, landing on the freeway below. The Dallas County Medical Examiner’s office will work to determine the man’s cause of death.

With regard to that last sentence, I’m guessing it was the 40-foot drop onto the freeway. How about you?

From our Who Gives A Crap department, you may or may not be interested to learn that WE HAVE A NEW SCHWAN’S DELIVERY DOOFUS! Gary — who, coincidentally, has the same name as our former delivery doofus (maybe they’re all named Gary?) — introduced himself this morning when he dropped off two huge sacks of assorted frozen whatnots. Today’s order included only one item I’ve never bought before from Schwan’s — their Special Recipe Pizza — and baked one for Sam’s lunch today. I tried a slice and thought it was better than other frozen pizzas and very cheesy. These are also really CHEAP and on sale right now three for $12. Glorioski!

Sam will be home from work soon! Are you as excited as I am?