Four insane toys from past decades.

I think I’m a little too tired to write an actual Howdygram post at this hour so I thought I’d just share the following TV ads from past decades for seriously insane kids’ toys.

After watching all four videos my official stupidity ranking is as follows: 1) the frightening Swing Wing that was probably pulled off the market for causing seizures and/or dislocated vertebrae; 2) disgusting Magic Potty Baby who pees yellow liquid into a fake toilet; 3) Love and Licks Puppy that drools on your children; and 4) what the hell is a Belly Bongo?

I’d better go to bed. I’m tired, I’m cold and there’s nothing left to eat. Thank you for reading this.