A couple of awesome instructional videos for the Einsteins among us.

Remember that menacing blotch of storms from my last post? I went back to bed for a couple of hours, and when I woke up they’d already pooped out. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED, although Sam said he walked around the block while I was sleeping and got drizzled on for a few minutes, so I guess it’s not really a total loss after all. For those of you who get a kick out of crap like this, the map below — offloaded from Weather.com around 10 a.m. — clearly indicated no more stinking thunderstorms. Howdygram headquarters is under the pink star.

And now for a couple of Howdygram public service announcements disguised as educational videos! First, here’s the correct way to dispense TicTacs, just in case you’ve stayed up nights worrying about this. Who knew?



Second, from China, here’s the easiest way EVER to separate a raw egg. (There are no subtitles but you don’t need them.) I hope this is really as easy as it looks because I have to try it sometime. Even Sam got excited about this one!



Thank you for reading this. I think it’s time for a hamburger and an Irene Dunne movie.