If you’d like to come back after sun-up please bring a couple of donuts for Sam.

Although I’m positive the following information probably won’t change your life, it may interest you to know that the chocolate cheesecake mix I blabbered about in last night’s post turned out to be a real dud. All you get is a great big tub of pudding that doesn’t look or taste like real cheesecake in any way whatsoever. I’ll get over it, though, since eDiet Shop sells lots of other amazing crap for diabetics that I order all the time, such as their sugar-free vanilla shake mix (in big cans) and an instant sugar-free pumpkin pie mix that I like to eat right out of the bowl. It’s so good a person might consider using a ladle next time if nobody’s looking.

We’ve got thunderstorms on the way this morning, as promised by an official graphic (see below) offloaded from Weather.com that clearly indicates our chance of rain increasing from 80% to 100% from 7 to 10 a.m. If this sounds like a sure thing I don’t think I’d bet the farm on it because — as everybody knows — WEATHER.COM IS A LYING SACK OF POO.

This time, however, Weather.com’s animated map actually shows a huge stormy blob developing northwest of Fort Worth that’s headed in our direction, so let’s all hold a good thought. In the meantime, the pink star on the map denotes Howdygram headquarters. If you zoom in you might be able to see our new patio chairs.

I’ve got a headache starting behind my right eye so I think I’ll use this excuse to go back to bed for a few hours. Thanks for stopping by. If you’d like to come back after sun-up please bring a couple of donuts for Sam, okay?