Friday, February 22, 2013

Anjelica Huston has enough extra chins to populate a small country.

There’s good news tonight from Marcy’s Wonderful World of Furniture … I got an email from Macy’s announcing that our replacement sectional is in stock and ready for delivery! Holy crap! You may recall (see earlier post) that Macy’s agreed last month to replace the sectional sofa we bought in November 2011 after part of it started sagging and a technician acknowledged during a house call that it couldn’t be repaired. We were told we probably wouldn’t receive the replacement until April, which is why I’m so freaking excited that it’s already at the warehouse here in Dallas. Macy’s rocks, people!
Poor little Cyclops Sam (see previous post) has been unconscious in the family room since mid-afternoon. He’s been sleeping in a nearly-upright position per the surgeon’s instructions but I have no idea if he ever intends to transition to the bedroom because he’ll require a truckload of pillows to sleep sitting up in bed. For the time being I’ll probably just let him stay where he is.

I’m hoping tomorrow Sam will have an appetite again. Dinner was four Ritz crackers, one slice of cheese and a marshmallow. A growing boy can’t get his strength back on a meal like that.

One final thought before heading off to bed. Here are frightening photos of three well-known divas who don’t seem to be aging very well. Although Goldie is covered with liver spots and Liza looks homeless, I’m especially concerned about Anjelica Huston, the youngest of the bunch, who has no neck whatsoever and enough extra chins to populate a small country. What the hell happened to her?
Thank you for stopping by. Don’t forget to shut the light when you’re done here, okay?

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