The joys of English.

Before I move on to the subject at hand I just want to say that football sucked yesterday because the Bears and Cowboys both blew it. The Bears’ loss to the New England Patriots was worse, actually ... an embarrassing 36 to 7. The Cowboys did a little better, losing to the Eagles 30 to 27. Unfortunately, the Eagles are a bunch of arrogant clods and I wonder if any Howdygram readers saw DeSean Jackson’s intentionally obnoxious backwards dive into the end zone for an Eagles touchdown ... as if he’s the only football player on earth who ever scored six points. Jackson has been nominated for the 2010 NFL Knucklehead Award. I think he won last year, too.

And now let’s have a quick Howdygram language lesson courtesy of Overstock Perfume. I order from this website all the time because they have the lowest prices on the Internet ... but their product descriptions are written by middle school English students somewhere in central China and definitely take the cake. Last week I ordered an Always & Forever gift set by Jessica McClintock. The product photo and description appear below for your possible interest.

Jessica McClintock Perfume lunched by Jessica Gagnon McClintock. She was born in Maine, USA and introduced her first own designed signature odor in 1987. She is introduced many perfume and fragrances yet for women and Scott McClintock Men cologne for men. Jessica McClintock is believed over the spraying one or two whiffs of refreshing and passionate deodorants. Most of you have an aroma of a delicious odor, whichever on yourselves or on superstar moreover. Designer Jessica McClintock was introduced also her aroma online providing the correct information about different parts of body are reacting such as neck, hand, knees, waist and etc. Her odors are available now with discount categories with cheap price.

Thank you for reading this. I think.