Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Quiznos kittens need a voice coach.

There are lots of good reasons to hate commercial television, but the best one yet has to be the latest offering from the idiots at Quiznos ... the fast-food chain that gave us those horrible, hideous singing rats in 2007.

This time, for whatever reason, the Einsteins in Quiznos’ advertising department decided to go with KITTENS. Stupid, screeching, off-key, tone-deaf kittens pounding their background music on garbage can lids and a Fisher-Price piano. No kidding, this is the most painful 30-second commercial I’ve ever seen in my life — even worse than the J. G. Wentworth opera singers, if that’s possible — AND I HATE IT. Watch this video clip for yourself and let me know what you think.


This is probably the best excuse yet to buy your sandwiches at Subway. Thank you for reading this, have a nice day and bon appetit.

2 comments:

Bobby said...

Actually I like the J.G. Wentworth gang. I sing to myself 877 CASH NOW while I'm shaving, even though I have no idea what a structured settlement is. I do avoid Quiznos though, even before the singing kitties.

Marcy Marks said...

It's that damn song ... "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now" ... every time I see the commercial the song gets stuck in my head for DAYS. And I especially hate the big guy in the Viking hat. I'm not sure why, though.