Even though Sam and I don’t eat any of this weird crap because we’re both old enough to be scared of heart attacks, I always look forward to the annual Big Tex Choice Awards ... winners of the Texas State Fair’s latest batch of deep-fried monstrosities. For those of you with strong stomachs and healthy arteries, here’s what’s in store when the State Fair opens on September 24.
Deep-Fried Pop-Tarts: S’mores flavor Pop-Tart is battered and deep fried, drizzled with chocolate syrup and topped with whipped cream. Fried Beer: Beer-filled pretzel pocket is deep-fried to a golden brown. (Must be 21. And insane.) Fried Lemonade: Flavored pastry is made from Country Time® lemonade, then baked, fried and glazed with lemonade mixed with powdered sugar. (A side order of insulin is 75¢.) Fried Club Salad: Colossal 12" spinach wrap filled with ham, chicken, iceberg lettuce, carrots, cherry tomatoes, shredded cheddar and bacon. Deep fried, topped with deep-fried sour dough croutons on a stick and served with a choice of dressing. (Romaine would be healthier than iceberg. I’m just saying.) Fried Chocolate: A white chocolate mini candy bar and a cherry are stuffed into a brownie, dipped in chocolate cake batter and deep fried. Topped with powdered sugar, cherry sauce and whipped cream. Texas-Fried Frito Pie: Texas chili and sharp cheddar encased in a giant Frito corn chip, battered and deep-fried.
Frankly, none of these sound nearly as exciting as last year’s winning entries, which included Chicken-Fried Bacon and Deep-Fried Oreos, both pictured below for your possible interest.
Personally, my suggestion for a new State Fair treat would be Deep-Fried Infant Formula, because it’s never too early to get our local kids started on the road to heart disease and obesity. Thank you for reading this.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
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