Pinch me. I must be dreaming.

Here’s a news flash. I fell in love with Sam 10 minutes after I met him, and for the past eight years we’ve been the president (me) and CEO (Sam) of Sam & Marcy’s Mutual Admiration Society. We even have BOARD MEETINGS. (Seriously.) But as perfect as our marriage is, and as precious as Sam continues to be, he made a statement at Wednesday’s meeting that blew me out of the water. He thinks we should go shopping together — AT ALL OF MY FAVORITE STORES — including Kohl’s, Costco, Crate & Barrel, Home Depot, Kirkland’s and Bed, Bath & Beyond. I got so excited I think I hyperventilated. (No kidding, at my age this is better than sex.)

Sam is my official pick to win the Nobel Prize for Husbands and he’s also the #1 most adorable man on the planet. Maybe in the entire solar system, Pluto included. I especially love Sam’s feet.

And now, here are three great products I’ve been ordering lately from Schwan’s.

I’m crazy about the Krunchie Potato Wedges (despite Schwan’s affinity for stupid spelling) and the teeny Deep-Dish Supreme Pizzas with the best crust EVER. The Quick-Bake French Fries are mighty impressive, too, because they have excellent little crinkles, bake in only NINE MINUTES and the texture is so good you’ll never know they were frozen! I eat them with ketchup and Marcy’s Goofy Fruity Shake.

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