- Discuss your favorite songs for summer.
- New screening tips for lung cancer.
- Learn to play Surf Solitaire.
- How to make Tomato Salad with Lavender Dressing.
- Seven reasons to change your will NOW.
- How safe is your colon?
- 99 ways to improve your car’s gas mileage.*
Truth is, I joined AARP to support their lobbying efforts in Congress on behalf on senior citizens and also — mostly — for the discounts. But I sure didn’t bargain for their nonstop barrage of tips, ideas, recipes, news, medical breakthoughs for incontinence and generally corny crapola. This is even worse than Reader’s Digest, but if I opt-out I’m afraid I’ll miss the occasional message that’s actually worth reading. If you have any suggestions please send me an email.
According to Weather.com the high temperature in Dallas today was 106°. This is somewhere between a griddle and a blast furnace, and it’s so hot I don’t want to leave the house even though Kohl’s is having a really big sale and Sam needs ties. I’ve ramped up to “emergency heat wave” mode, which means I set the thermostat at 80°, turned on all the ceiling fans and made tuna salad for dinner. It’s ALMOST TOO HOT TO EAT and you wouldn’t believe how much weight I’ve been losing! Of course, this is primarily due to a side effect from my new meds (decreased appetite) and the occasional — albeit accidental — ingestion of a sugar-free ingredient called “maltitol” that works on my intestinal tract like a hydrogen bomb. I apologize if this is too much information.
Thank you for reading this.
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