Strange new spacecraft swallows North Texas.

It’s pretty hard to tell if this frightening monstrosity is an after-dark rendering of the new Cowboys Stadium or a spacecraft from another world.

I’ll bet it’s the latter, because yesterday it was packed with aliens from OSU and Ole Miss using it for the 2010 Cotton Bowl game. There was no logical reason for this, since we already have a nice stadium on the other side of town much better suited for the Cotton Bowl because it actually IS the Cotton Bowl. My guess is, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones needed an extra opportunity to overcharge 77,500 people for hotdogs and parking so he enticed the advertisers. Unfortunately, both teams were pretty lousy. Thank y’all and happy new year.