There’s so much to celebrate that I almost don’t know where to begin. First — and most importantly — Sam is coming home from Houston today. And knowing him, he’ll probably wake up at the crack of dawn and surprise me by showing up hours earlier than I expected. He might even get home in time to take me out for lunch, which would be terrific because I’ve been craving a BLT.
Second, after years of experimentation I finally developed the perfect “MARCYTINI” ... which consists of 12 ounces of Coke Zero, nine ice cubes and a coaster.
Stop laughing. I’ve been working on this for YEARS. It’s not as easy as you think to get the right ratio of soda to ice cubes.
Third, my order of white glossy inkjet labels from Creative Label Concepts finally showed up last night ... four days late. UPS pounded on the front door at 8:15 and scared the living crap out of me.
And last but not least, I’ve discovered that taking a very hot shower two or more times every day will reduce the carpal tunnel pain in my left hand. But there’s good news and bad news. The good news, of course, is that I always smell great and don’t have to take as many pain-killers. The bad news is, my skin is starting to look like a day-old pie crust.
Please take a minute to post a comment below or send me an email and recommend your favorite moisturizer before this turns into a worldwide crisis like overthrowing Egypt. Thank you in advance.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
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