WINTER STORM BRINGS ICE, SNOW
TO DALLAS/FORT WORTH
TO DALLAS/FORT WORTH
Except when I look out the window I don’t see any ice and I don’t see any snow. I can hear plenty of wind, but I’m squinting as hard as I can and there’s just nothing else going on. Maybe I’m crazy or still asleep, or maybe a cyclone — Auntie Em! — magically transported the house to another city overnight. I don’t get it. However, I’m positive that Sam would be able to find the ice and snow if he was here because he has a foolproof system ... he just swings open the front door and steps outside.
Winter storm update.
I just figured it out. Sam called from Houston to ask about the weather so I went back to the big windows in the living room for a quick reassessment now that it’s actually light outside. Upon closer inspection I was able to determine that we’re getting INVISIBLE SLEET, because there’s some white frosty crap on the pavement but nothing on the grass. The frosty crap is actually ICE. Nothing is moving out there. No people, no cars, no lizards, no coyotes. (Just kidding about the lizards and coyotes.)
I think I’ll go back to bed for a while. Thank you for reading this.
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