Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Super Bowl XLV halftime report.

Just in case you’re not watching the game, here’s a report of all the important Super Bowl activities as of halftime.

The score. Packers 21, Steelers 10.

The national anthem. Crappy, overly-modulated rendition sung by Christina Aguilera (see right), who wore so much lipstick she forgot the lyrics.

The commercials. Incomprehensible. The Doritos ad actually grossed me out.

Celebrities seen in the stands. John Travolta, Michael Douglas (looking extremely pruny) and Catherine Zeta-Jones, George and Barbara Bush, and a slightly skanky Cameron Diaz feeding popcorn to Alex Rodriguez.

The game just got started again, so it’s time to head back into the family room, where Sam and chicken chow mein are waiting for me. Thank you for reading this.


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