Sunday, April 28, 2013

Don’t get hysterical. Mister Furry is a faux mink blanket.

Hello. It’s me, Marcy, and I’m freezing. I’ve got this crazy hypothermic body temperature thing again — 95.6° last time I checked — and I’m so damn cold I can’t even get comfortable in bed. I figure I’ll just sit here for a while and write a Howdygram post, but eventually I plan to migrate into the family room and spend the rest of the night on the chaise with Mister Furry. (Don’t get hysterical. Mister Furry is a faux mink blanket.)

FYI, the hypothermia issue is one of the many symptoms of diabetic neuropathy. Trust me, all of them suck.

Know what? I’ve finally given up on those crappy Schwan’s chicken whatnots mentioned in my last post. Even the best sugar-free teriyaki sauce on the planet couldn’t help them. On Wednesday I’m handing them back to our delivery doofus (that’s his actual job title) when he brings our next order and asking for a refund. I never want to see those miserable things again for the rest of my life.

I thought I’d share the following video that I found last night on Gawker.com. It’s a Puerto Rican TV news anchor who has a Bruce Almighty moment on the air and apparently goes insane. (It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand Spanish. Neither do I.) Check it out.


In case you’ve never seen Bruce Almighty, here’s that comparable scene with Steve Carrell and Jim Carrey. The first time I saw this I almost wet my pants.


Before I finally get some sleep (it’s almost 3:30 in the morning) I thought I’d post my latest haul of free fonts, most of them downloaded on Saturday morning while Sam was at Costco buying pistachios, parmesan cheese, beef jerky and sushi.
Thank you for reading this.

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