Saturday, January 15, 2011

Everybody wants to smell like Michael Jackson.

Here’s the latest desperate marketing effort from Joe Jackson, Michael Jackson’s grasping, money-grubbing father ... a chance to smell like the late “king of pop”, who by now is best remembered for a lifetime of frightening plastic surgery and pedophilia than for his music.

Creepy Joe (pictured below, inset) has hired Julian Rouas, a French perfume manufacturer, to create “Jackson’s Tribute” for men and “Jackson’s Legend” for women, both inspired by plants and flowers that grew at Michael’s Neverland Ranch, home to all of the singer’s notorious sex scandals. The fragrances will be available in U.S. stores in March. (Try K-Mart.)
In case you care, an additional news report indicated that Michael Jackson’s family and estate have zero involvement in this idiotic project at all ... it’s just another bogus deal by Joe Jackson, the same scary thug who showed up uninvited on the red carpet at the 2009 Grammy Awards trying to promote a Michael Jackson tribute CD one week after his son’s death.

I hope you’re having a swell Saturday and I think we should all order Chinese food for dinner tonight. Thank you for reading this.

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