I really like watching football on TV and I’m proud to tell you I fully understand the game’s most important concepts, such as interceptions, an incomplete pass, getting sacked, fumbling, field goals, touchdowns, unnecessary celebrations and the difference between a turnover and strudel. I also know what the red zone is, that the clock stops if a player with the ball runs out of bounds and you’re never supposed to grab anybody’s face mask. I don’t think whacking a quarterback in the nuts is allowed, either. You’d probably get a red flag and a penalty for that.
But there are lots of stupid football quirks that I don’t get at all ... even when Sam tries to explain them to me. For instance:
- Who are all those groupies on the sidelines with clipboards and how much do they get paid. (See above photo.)
- Why are players required to dangle their drippy mouthguards on national television.
- What’s the job title of the guy who squirts Gatorade.
- I will NEVER understand the purpose of a two-minute warning.
- Why does it take half an hour for the last minute on the clock to run out.
- Can somebody please explain “rushing”.
- How come baseball players wear long-sleeve uniforms but football players DON’T, and does this have anything to do with tattoos.
- What the hell is a “nose tackle”.
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