And if being voted the 10th rudest city in America isn’t insulting enough, the same visitors rank Dallas’ cocktail hour at #29, says we’re not particularly bright (#28), and we come in next-to-last for people-watching, romance, live music and ethnic food. Apparently the only high point is that we’re slightly prettier than the yahoos in Houston: in the attractive people category, Dallas landed at #21 and Houston at #28. We do get a pat on the back for somewhat decent shopping and barbecue, but I’m not sure that’s much of a consolation because who wants to eat ribs and buy closet organizers with a lot of dumb, snotty, unattractive people. In cowboy hats, no less. Thank you for reading this.
- Los Angeles
- New York City
- Philadelphia
- Miami
- Washington, D.C.
- Boston
- Baltimore
- Las Vegas
- Orlando
- Dallas/Fort Worth
*My apologies to Sam’s relatives, who are all very nice and host swell Hanukkah parties. None of them is rude.
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