The drippy truth.

I’ve already been awake for an hour and a half, my eyes are watery, my muscles ache and I can’t breathe. Other than that I’m feeling swell at 6:30 on Sunday morning. But before I forget . . .

Aside from the fact that “mom” obviously needs an industrial-strength depilatory, is this a great picture, or what?

FYI, there’s only one week left to enter our Big Spring Giveaway. THIS IS A HINT. Thank you.