Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The clown car is almost at capacity.

It’s off. We put the kibosh on our fall road trip so Sam can fly back to L.A. for eight days to spend time with his sister Marian, who’s had some serious health issues, and his mom. While Sam is away I’ll hold down the fort at Howdygram headquarters and try to keep all the cattle in the corral.

Don’t worry, I’ll be fine. I’ve got Amazon to keep me company. Also pickles & biscuits.

Breaking news from our Gift That Keeps on Giving department! According to the New York Post, New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, pictured below in a recent glamour shot, got pissed off yesterday at an AARP-sponsored candidates’ forum and referred to his GOP opponent as “grandpa.” Holy crap. There’s no end to Weiner’s abominable public relations skills. Are you as sick of this clown as I am?
And then, of course, we have Bob Filner, the disgusting mayor of San Diego, who’s currently taking a two-week leave of absence to get therapy and find out why he can’t stop groping and humiliating women. At this point 11 accusers have come forward, including several women who also had been victims of military sexual assault.
The only “plus” so far? The city of San Diego has refused to pay Filner’s legal fees. (Everybody is suing him.)

It’s lunch time! But first I want to show off the following new fonts:
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