Monday, March 7, 2011

Prints Charming travels in a FedEx truck.

Last night in the middle of a birthday card creation — yes, I design birthday cards — my Epson Artisan 700 printer stops processing anything heavier than Kleenex. It chews up the card stock, deposits ink splotches on every edge of my envelope and finishes off with a chorus of pitiful grunts. Since the printer’s officially been out of warranty for more than a year I decide it’s time to put it out of its misery and order new equipment. I am pleased to introduce the Epson WorkForce 635.
The WorkForce 635 is bigger and faster the Artisan 700 and includes a ton of cool extra features, including automatic duplex (back-to-back) printing, a fax, a sheet-fed scanner and a huge paper tray. (I love huge paper trays.) It’s also nonfat, rustproof and provides 25% of your recommended daily fiber allowance. Even better, when I ordered last night on they threw in a $50 INSTANT REBATE and FREE SHIPPING in addition to NO SALES TAX.

The only thing that could make this even better would be 1,000 sheets of premium presentation paper and a free lifetime supply of inkjet cartridges, but I won’t hold my breath.

Thank you for reading this.

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