Saturday, October 15, 2011

Breaking news from Texas, part 2.

Even worse than Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore or who got kicked off “Dancing with the Stars,” I just read a frightening article that Kraft plans to raise the price of peanut butter by 40% on October 31. Apparently this is because the price for a ton of runner peanuts, the kind used to make peanut butter, hit nearly $1,200 this week — that’s an increase of $450 per ton from a year ago.

What this means is, you should immediately visit Amazon.com and buy yourself a pile of peanut butter CHEAP. I just ordered a six-jar pack of Skippy reduced fat creamy peanut butter for $12.29 — that’s only $2.04 each and a LOT cheaper than a supermarket. Amazon sells other brands, too, but I’m really into Skippy. Click here to buy Skippy as illustrated below or here to check out Amazon’s other peanut butter options.
If the price of jelly goes up, we’re screwed. Thank you for reading this.

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