I almost forgot to tell you this.

I discovered a VERY COOL WEBSITE yesterday. I was searching around the Internet for a beveled mirror dual receptacle wallplate to replace one in the master bath that our maid service ruined (don’t ask) and came across Wallplates Online. They’ve got just about every kind of fancy schmancy wallplate on the planet for a lot less than I’ve ever seen anywhere else — and I got so excited I practically did a back flip! (Not really. I don’t think I even got up from my desk.)

I ordered the mirrored one I was looking for PLUS two each of the following for the master suite. They’re bronze and I think they’re GORGEOUS.

This website sells every imaginable wallplate configuration in pewter, chrome, brass, bronze, mirrored, stainless steel, wood, hand-painted ceramic, stone, marble, resin, plastic, copper, bamboo, wrought iron, porcelain and Velveeta. (Just kidding about the Velveeta.) You should go to Wallplates Online right now and check them out.

It’s been a while since my last Club Meds report so I thought you’d like to know that Victoza — the expensive, injectable diabetes “wonder drug” that I started using early last week — is NOT doing the job for my blood sugar, even after I doubled the dose on Wednesday. My glucose count is constantly 50 to 75 points above normal. At my last appointment Dr. M said if Victoza didn’t work I’d have to switch to insulin. I’ll call her next week to find out what she wants me to do.

Please send a half-dozen Krispy Kremes to cheer me up or some lemon Jello. Thank you for reading this.