In this post: What a Putz.
I’ll begin my post tonight with the Howdygram’s latest Putz of the Week award. This time it’s entitled trust-fund dickhead Josh Romney, son of the eternally-creepy Mitt, who wants everybody on earth to know he’s a HERO.
Earlier today Romney apparently witnessed a car that crashed into a house. He told NBC News: “I opened the driver side door and spoke with the four passengers inside the car. Miraculously, they appeared to have no major injuries. I was able to help each of them get out of the car and lift them down to the ground.” Then he asked a passerby to shoot the following photo while he tweeted a Romney-centered news bulletin to his pals.
So here’s a next-generation Romney who, in a rare attempt to do something useful for the non-Mormon general public, still manages to make us sick to our collective stomachs by posing next to the wreck, grinning and gesturing like he just landed a
prize fish. And even though there seems to be no limit to the power of magic Mormon underwear,
moving accident victims before the paramedics arrive is just plain STUPID. What a douchecanoe.
FYI, magic Mormon underwear is actually a real thing, people, and I’ll include an image for your possible interest. If this excites you please visit
Mormon-Underwear.com to learn more. (No, I’m not kidding. Mormon underwear has its own website.)
I have to eat dinner now. Thank you.
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