Sam is on his merry way to Costco as I write this post, armed with a list of essential crapola to keep our faces entertained during the four-day Thanksgiving weekend. I specifically refer to:
- Brownie Brittle*
- Salt & pepper pistachios
- An industrial-size slab of lox
- “Loaded” potato salad (sour cream! cheddar cheese! chives!)*
- Jalapeño hummus
- Frozen Angus burgers
- Excellent breakfast burritos*
- Fully-cooked microwave bacon
I’ll have to call AT&T later today to rip them a new one. It’s good for my circulation and sharpens my negotiating skills. Thank you for reading this.
*These are consumed by Sam because I have diabetes. I can eat everything else.