Comic Con. A bunch of delusional middle-aged dudes in masks, capes and tights.

I probably should have included this in my last post, but here’s a perfect reason why NOT to attend Comic Con in Dallas or anywhere else: it’s overrun with middle-aged Einsteins in masks, capes and tights. Gouge my eyes out.

In other local news, Christi Erpillo has announced that her booth at the Texas State Fair this year will feature — get ready — DEEP-FRIED SAMOA COOKIES in honor of the Girl Scouts’ 100th anniversary.

Miss Erpillo says she experimented with the recipe for months until she hit on the perfect way to deep-fry the Samoa between two wonton wrappers. (I don’t know why she’s smiling. It sounds disgusting.)

I think I’d like gefilte fish and horseradish before I go to bed tonight. I love this stuff. Thank you for putting up with me.