Out-of-control Tennessee idiot has 30 children by 11 different women.

There’s breaking news today about pathetic Desmond Hatchett, age 33, an out-of-control idiot from Tennessee who’s fathered an army of 30 children by 11 different stupid women and wants the state to “give him a break” on child support. The court already takes 50% of his paycheck — the maximum allowed by law — but Hatchett only earns minimum wage so some of the moms receive as little as $1.49 a month. Hatchett says he’s had four kids in the same year. Twice.

The video clip below was shot in 2009 when Hatchett was in court to respond to charges that many of the mothers were receiving no support. At the time he already had 21 children and promised the judge not to father any more but ultimately ended up with an additional nine in the three years that followed. The state of Tennessee says they can’t order Hatchett to stop making babies. Maybe not, but the Howdygram thinks they should do society a big fat favor and cut off his pee-pee instead. And holy crap ... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL THESE MOTHERS? Hasn’t anybody ever heard of birth control?

Sam’s smiley Aunt Adie (see right) just emailed a bunch of photos taken today when she went with Sam and my mother-in-law to the Getty Museum in Los Angeles. I love the Getty because that’s where Sam and I went on our first date! Back then our favorite displays were breathtaking antique French furniture (imagine the Palace of Versailles, times ten) and rooms full of illuminated manuscripts from the middle ages. They also had a swell outdoor cafe.

It’s finally time to haul myself into the family room for an English muffin and a couple of “Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares” reruns. Thanks so much for stopping by tonight. Next time maybe you could bring a coffee cake.