Friday, December 23, 2011

I just did the unthinkable.

Call in the Marines. About 45 minutes ago my Sugar-Free Hungarian Un-Stuffed Cabbage casserole oozed all over the floor of the oven and filled the entire house with smoke. I don’t really know what happened — maybe the pan was overfilled — but it absolutely STINKS in here. I’ve got the ventilator on full blast, I opened as many windows as possible in the family room without breaking my back — it’s 40° outside! — and I just finished transferring the stuffed cabbage to a gigantic kettle so it can finish cooking on top of the stove. As soon as the entree from hell is done I’ll attack the oven with a can of Easy-Off and try figure out how to make the house smell nice before Sam gets home from work. What a mess.

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