Friday, December 9, 2011

Who would you rather see naked?

Exciting news from Howdygramland ... we’re going to the Choctaw Casino tomorrow to play the PENNY SLOTS and eat at their REALLY NICE BUFFET with SUGAR-FREE PIE. Yee-ha! I’m guessing we’ll probably hit the road by 10 a.m. and get there just in time for an early lunch. The map below indicates: A) Howdygram headquarters in Mesquite, Texas; and B) the Choctaw Casino in Durant, Oklahoma. It’s about an hour’s drive, during which we sing songs and play our favorite road game: “Who Would You Rather See Naked.” (Richard Nixon loses every time.)
I’m also thrilled to report that our latest local edition of “Ad Pages” magazine has a whole bunch of extremely valuable coupons for Denny’s. We love Denny’s, we love their senior citizen menu featuring Senior Scrambled Eggs for $5.50, and I, for one, personally appreciate that nobody ever annoys us for IDs when we order from the senior menu. All I have to do is wave my cane at the waitress.
For your possible interest the aforementioned valuable coupons include:
  1. Buy one entree get one free
  2. 20% off your entire check
  3. $5 off if you spend $20
  4. $10 off if you spend $30
We probably won’t use coupons 3 and 4, however, because Denny’s menu is surprisingly cheap and the only way to blow that much money on one check would to bring a lot of friends ... and we don’t have any. (I’m referring to friends, not money.)

In preparation for baking my very first sugar-free Pillsbury cake with sugar-free Pillsbury frosting (see previous post) I ordered an inexpensive Farberware cake pan today from Amazon.com that’s nonstick with a snap-on lid. Seriously, you wouldn’t expect to get so many high-end features for only $11. God bless Amazon!
My cake mixes were delivered yesterday and I intend to start baking as soon as the frosting and cake pan arrive ... hopefully by Wednesday. Please send an email if you want me to save you a piece of cake and thank you for reading this.

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