Oy, Newt.

And now, here’s the latest from the 2012 GOP presidential campaign, where Rick Perry has finally self-destructed in a tidal wave of paralyzing stupidity and America has turned its back on Herman Cain and his never-ending stream of female accusers, whom he insists are all just “friends,” “co-workers,” “business associates,” “job-seekers” and (naturally) “liars.”

Which brings us to the latest pond scum rising to the top of the pack: the inexplicable Newt “Family Values” Gingrich.

Newt appears below with his third and current wife Callista attending the Kennedy Center Honors on December 4. The following day Mrs. Gingrich voluntarily checked herself into the Conservative Clinic for Botox Addiction. I hear she also has a serious problem with jewelry but apparently Tiffany’s doesn’t offer a 12-step program for this.

Sam is on his way home from work (he just called) so it’s time to wrap up this post and prepare to smooch his face. Thanks for stopping by.