Sexual harrassment is the elephant in the room for candidate Herman Cain, who thinks he’ll make the story go away by refusing to answer questions. Following a comical debate with Newt — what an annoying name! — Gingrich a few days ago, Cain bullied reporters and yelled at them to shut up because he was “back on message” and would only discuss “issues of interest to the American people.”
I have breaking news for Cain … his despicable past IS interesting to the American people, and if he thinks he can slither out of a scandal like this he’s dead wrong. I mean, these harrassment claims have to be true because media-hound feminist attorney Gloria Allred (see inset, above) — who recently represented all of Tiger Woods’ strippers, cocktail waitresses and hookers — is already in the game with one of Herman’s victims!
Here’s an idea. I’ll order a Godfather’s pizza and everybody can come over to watch the fun.
Weather.com says we’ve got GIGANTIC SEVERE STORMS on the way tonight and they’re already issuing hail, torrential rain and tornado warnings highlighted by Harold Camping’s latest end-of-the-world prophecy.
In case you’re interested, Harold Camping (see inset) is the Barney Fife of end-times religion and tries to terrify people by predicting the exact date of the “rapture.” His last public disgrace occurred on May 21, 2011, when we all woke up the next day and the world was still here (read my earlier
post). This confused the crap out of poor Harold. He was so damn positive!
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