They’re at it again. Weather.com is taking yet another stab at predicting scary weather for the Dallas area. This time it’s supposed to happen tomorrow — Auntie Em! — a 90% chance of thunderstorms with egg-size hail (extra large or jumbo?), 65 m.p.h. wind, flooding rain and a couple of possible tornadoes. Our current forecast map appears below.
Don’t believe it. They’ve predicted this identical scenario so many times — with no results whatsoever — that it’s turned into a standing joke around here.
In the dictionary meteorology is defined as “the branch of science concerned with the processes and phenomena of the atmosphere, especially as a means of forecasting the weather.” Fat chance, pal. Meteorology isn’t science, it’s SCIENCE FICTION.
Know what? I’m starting to get excited about that freeze-dried hamburger I ordered a few hours ago from Shelf Reliance (see post) and just decided that my first culinary effort will be sloppy Joes since I’ve got a can of Manwich somewhere in the back of the pantry. Do you think I’m supposed to use freeze-dried buns with this? (I don’t have any.)
I think I’ll go back to bed. Thanks for stopping by.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
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