As part of my day-long schedule of festivities, which includes folding bath towels, waxing my eyebrows and watching 20,000 Years in Sing-Sing starring Spencer Tracy, I just snagged an additional load of thrilling bargains from Amazon.com. Specifically, I ordered a 12-can case of Hunt’s diced tomatoes and a box of needles for my injectable diabetes medication. Both will arrive on Friday.
And now for something completely different! I’m pleased to present a selection of exceptionally stupid official state slogans for your possible interest ... including a private critique by the Howdygram editorial board (translation: me).
- West Virginia: “Open for Business.” Like a convenience store!
- Texas: “It’s Like A Whole Other Country.” Or planet.
- Missouri: “The Cave State.” Populated by fine cave men and women.
- Massachusetts: “Make It Yours.” If I do, can it be re-gifted?
- Idaho: “Famous Potatoes.” This one’s just sad. Let’s all go to Taterland.
- Maryland: “America In Miniature.” Just don’t step on the state capitol.
- Connecticut: “We’re Full of Surprises.” That not all, pal.
- Maine: “It Must Be Maine.” Not necessarily. It might be Florida.
- Louisiana: “Come As You Are. Leave Different.” This scares me.
- Iowa: “Life Changing.” Welcome to the Menopause State.
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