In this post: Food, guns, dickheads.
Damn. Sam just called to let me know he’s still stuck at the office and probably won’t be home until after midnight. This means I have to endure BOREDOM and NOBODY TO SCRATCH MY BACK for at least another 45 minutes, which is a mighty depressing thought. In the meantime maybe I’ll eat things because lots of food can solve almost anything ... except possibly obesity.
In other news, apparently the Denver-based headquarters of Chipotle restaurants listened to an outcry from terrified customers after inadvertently allowing members of Open Carry Texas to swarm into a Dallas Chipotle store for lunch with military assault weapons. Naturally, the Second Amendment douchebags are having a collective brain hemorrhage over the radical concept that families and children do not want deranged gun fetishists eating burritos in the next booth with high-powered rifles.
Actually, Einstein, you have it backwards. All recent mass shootings in recent memory have been perpetrated BY DICKHEADS CARRYING GUNS.
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