Families and children do not want deranged gun fetishists eating burritos in the next booth with high-powered rifles.

In this post: Food, guns, dickheads.

Damn. Sam just called to let me know he’s still stuck at the office and probably won’t be home until after midnight. This means I have to endure BOREDOM and NOBODY TO SCRATCH MY BACK for at least another 45 minutes, which is a mighty depressing thought. In the meantime maybe I’ll eat things because lots of food can solve almost anything ... except possibly obesity.

In other news, apparently the Denver-based headquarters of Chipotle restaurants listened to an outcry from terrified customers after inadvertently allowing members of Open Carry Texas to swarm into a Dallas Chipotle store for lunch with military assault weapons. Naturally, the Second Amendment douchebags are having a collective brain hemorrhage over the radical concept that families and children do not want deranged gun fetishists eating burritos in the next booth with high-powered rifles.

Following the story on a local CBS News website here in Dallas/Forth Worth one clueless pro-gun commenter responded to Chipotle’s decision: “You might as well paint a target on the door. All mass shootings in recent memory have been in gun free zones. You won’t be getting my business again.”

Actually, Einstein, you have it backwards. All recent mass shootings in recent memory have been perpetrated BY DICKHEADS CARRYING GUNS.

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