The big hoo-hah around here today is RAIN. More accurately, this should be RAIN AND HEAVY THUNDERSTORMS FOLLOWED BY FLASH FLOODING AND A COLD FRONT. At 8:45 a.m. water is already pouring out of the sky and the lying sacks of poo at Weather.com tell us to expect a lot of intense weather for the next 36 hours. For once in my life I think I actually believe them! The teeny red star on the following map denotes Howdygram headquarters.
You’ll never guess what I did yesterday. Give up? I ORDERED MYSELF ANOTHER NEW OFFICE CHAIR. This is mostly because the others haven’t worked out very well. Two turned out to be defective within a couple of months and had to be disassembled and returned, and a third chair, which I’m still using, has a busted pneumatic lift (it’s like sitting in a hole) but I decided to hang onto it because I ran out of other ideas.
A few months ago I bought a really expensive custom-built solid steel “side chair” (see previous post) with no moving parts — figuring it would last a lifetime — except it’s so damn heavy you need the strength of Godzilla to slide it in and out of my desk. We decided to use it for extra seating in the study even though nobody ever comes over except grout people. (Don’t ask.)
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