Oscar Mayer pickle & pimiento loaf is the meal of a lifetime.

In this post: Oscar Mayer, emergency fundraising.

I just enjoyed the MEAL OF A LIFETIME, people ... Oscar Mayer pickle & pimiento loaf on toasty low-carb hotdog buns with folded American cheese singles! This was actually an outrageously late lunch at 4 p.m. because I napped until 1:30 and then forgot to eat for a couple of hours after Sam left for work at 2:15. But minutiae aside, I seriously believe that Oscar Mayer pickle & pimiento loaf is becoming my favorite go-to meal because it’s so damn delicious and appropriate for every occasion including birthdays.

It’s happening again. My inbox is absolutely FLOODED with millions of political emails begging for dough. Every day somebody wants me to help meet another dire emergency fundraising deadline at Organizing for Action, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, The Democratic Party, Texas Democrats, Planned Parenthood, Wendy Davis for Texas, Leticia Van de Putte for Lieutenant Governor, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and now the latest THRILLING INCENTIVE — not counting another chance to win an “I Vote For Democrats” bumper sticker from Democrats.org — if I drop five bucks at BarackObama.com they might fly me to Chicago ABSOLUTELY FREE for an outdoor James “You’ve Got a Friend” Taylor concert with MOSQUITOS!

Something must be wrong with me today because I already need another nap. This is a whole new level of slugdom even for a retired senior citizen like yours truly. I’ll try to come back later but please feel free to resume your normal routine in the meantime. Thank you.