In this post: Derby day, Tyson’s lied, fast food news.
Here’s some late-breaking news from the Howdygram Sports Desk: CALIFORNIA CHROME WON THE KENTUCKY DERBY. Sam and I didn’t actually watch because: 1) after lunch we fell asleep in the family room with Another Thin Man (1939) starring William Powell, Myrna Loy and C. Aubrey Smith; and 2) we really don’t give a crap about Kentucky, derbies, horses, races, roses or yahoos in hats.
In case you missed out on the big two-minute hoo-hah here’s a nice shot of California Chrome in action, ridden by miniature human Victor Espinoza. Mazel tov to both of y’all.
Please bear with me for a minute while I offer a follow-up review on the Tyson “Grilled & Ready” canned chicken I ordered last week from Wal-Mart (see previous post). It is, in a word, TOTALLY FAKE. (Okay, fine, that’s TWO words.) Do not be fooled. THIS IS JUST AN ORDINARY CAN OF CHICKEN and the people at Tyson are a bunch of DECEITFUL DOO-DOO HEADS. Tyson “Grilled & Ready” doesn’t taste grilled and I dare you to find one stinking grill mark even though you clearly see grill marks on the label. The Howdygram recommends that you buy your canned chicken at Costco because Costco’s brand is cheaper and it isn’t floating in as much mystery juice. Thank you.
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