It’s not every senior citizen who gets two Sausage McMuffins without begging.

In this post: Food.

Pictured above is McDonald’s world-famous Sausage McMuffin — the Howdygram’s all-time favorite breakfast sandwich not counting braunschweiger on low-carb white toast with sweet relish — and Sam is on his way to McDonald’s RIGHT THIS MINUTE to grab a pair of these fine babies for me. Actually, he goes on a doughnut run every Saturday morning and stops at McDonald’s for me on the way home, but I’m thankful just the same. It’s not every senior citizen who gets two Sausage McMuffins without begging ... AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM! Holy crap, am I lucky or what?

TIDBIT OF HISTORICAL INTEREST: Sam buys the exact same two doughnuts every weekend and always eats the chocolate one first. I greatly admire his discipline.

In case you give a crap, the following map indicates: A) Howdygram headquarters; B) Sam’s favorite doughnut shop on Broadway in Garland; C) McDonald’s on the I-30 service road; and D) our polling place at the Dunford Community Center. (We’ll be there Tuesday morning to vote in the Texas Democratic primary runoff election.) Not pictured: Our favorite Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market on Town East Boulevard.

As a great person once said, THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!