The right wing loves America so much they want to overthrow its Constitutionally-elected government.

In this post: Dietary needs, crackpots.

Apparently seven Internet trolls are really upset that I referred to Second Amendment activist Kory Watkins as a dipshit in a couple of recent Howdygram posts (click here and here) so I’ll be a gracious blogger and apologize for offending them. Kory Watkins is not a dipshit. KORY WATKINS IS A STUPID POO-POO HEAD WITH AN UNATTRACTIVE HAT. Is that better? Is everybody happy now?

In breaking news from our Guess Who’s Going to the Store Right Now to Buy Me Things department, Sam is on his way to CVS to pick up my 30-day supply of insulin and then to Tom Thumb for 50 two-liter bottles of back-ordered Coke Zero (they were on sale a couple of weeks ago but the store ran out) and a package of Oscar Mayer Pickle & Pimiento Loaf, all of which are instrumental to my specific medical and dietary needs as a housebound senior citizen. Also braunschweiger.

God bless America, everybody. From a report this morning on Raw Story, a band of revolutionary “patriots” will pile into Washington, D.C., this week to shove President Barack Obama and assorted other disloyal un-American lawmakers out of office. The big day is Friday.

According to retired Army Col. Harry Riley, the leader of Operation American Spring: “We are calling for the removal of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi and Eric Holder as a start toward constitutional restoration. They have all abandoned the U.S. Constitution and are unworthy to be retained in a position that calls for servant status.”

Operation American Spring’s goal is to establish lawmakers of their own choosing “to sponsor and pass very Constitutionally crafted State legislation to dissolve the size, powers, scope and spending of the U.S. Government by two-thirds” plus “incremental nullification” by state legislatures of “all withholding taxes, employment taxes, employer taxes, and income taxes.” These delusional dickheads seriously expect about 30 million Americans to join them on Friday in the nation’s capital. This is INSANE. There isn’t enough parking in Washington for 30 million pickup trucks!

One more thing. Operation American Spring also plans a concurrent sister event in Bunkerville, Nevada, where deranged militias continue to support welfare rancher Cliven Bundy, pictured at left, in his civil war with the federal government.

This is NOT going to end well, people. The last time somebody planned a massive right-wing rally in Washington to force President Obama out of office — truckers, remember? see my previous post — about 30 clowns showed up with signs spearheaded by political attention-whores Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. Because they love America so much they want to overthrow its Constitutionally-elected government. Holy mother of crap.

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