It’s almost impossible to get pasta to smile. I tried.

Breaking news! Howdygram headquarters just received a truckload of fantastic Tuesday afternoon crap from Amazon.com. This includes six bags of Bear Creek Chicken Noodle Soup mix, six boxes of exceptionally healthy Dreamfields Elbow Macaroni and — let’s hear a great big yee-haw for this one — three boxes of Liberty Orchards’ Fruit Delights, all of which posed for the portrait posted below. For the record, it’s almost impossible to get pasta to smile. I tried.

And now for something completely different. I just found this hilarious clip on Foodbeast of Conan O’Brien and a pal dining out and decided to share it with y’all, mostly because I’ve actually eaten at the soul food restaurant in this video. (This was many years ago when I had a love/hate relationship with my arteries.)



But wait, there’s more! In a seemingly desperate attempt to steal business from its competitors, Wienerschnitzel is proud to announce the rebirth of its inexplicable “Sea Dog” ... a skinny slab of fried fish on a hotdog bun with tartar sauce, which makes almost as much sense as Long John Silver’s selling pizza shaped like a salmon.

I’d better get back to my mountain of laundry. I’ll try to post again later if I’m not too busy horsing around with socks. Thank you for reading this.