Holy crap and glorioski ... FAKE MEAT IN A CAN IS INCREDIBLE. I tried the Loma Linda “Swiss Stake” for dinner tonight and I’m hooked. You get four fully-cooked patties in a can, and they’re made from soy, rolled oats and egg whites, have lots of protein and almost no fat and actually taste like beef with savory gravy. However I strongly suggest dining by candlelight because they look a lot like Alpo. Two patties are enough for a meal.
For your possible interest, my complete dinner menu also included cole slaw, a pair of green olives and a glass of chocolate milk made with sugar-free Nesquik. A feast for the gods!
Apparently Sam is being held hostage at the office tonight because he should’ve been home two hours ago and I haven’t heard from him since he walked out the door at 1:15 this afternoon. It sure would be nice to see his face and watch him eat graham crackers. Incidentally, Sam is exceptionally entertaining and it’s also fun to watch him eat baby carrots, cereal, raisins, vanilla wafers and brownies.
Thanks for stopping by. Please turn out the light when you’re through, okay?
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