In this post: State of the Union, Marcy gets a chair.
Americans, you surely don’t want to miss President Obama’s annual State of the Union address tonight! Mostly it’s a chance to observe a roomful of sore-loser Republicans looking like a bunch of dimwitted douchecanoes on national television. (Or, in other words, just being themselves.) Here in Texas coverage starts about an hour from now at 8 p.m. Central time, and my channel of choice is MSNBC because I’m extremely crazy about Rachel Maddow. Thank you in advance for watching. Tell your friends.
Before I forget, I’ve got some big news from Howdygram headquarters: FedEx is delivering my brand new custom-built office chair is tomorrow! HOLY CRAP! I’ve been waiting so long for a new chair that I might have a stroke when it finally gets here. I know for sure this one will last a long time because it has no moving or mechanical parts to break, crack, fall off or malfunction in any way whatsovever. It’s just a nice padded inanimate chair designed for wider-than-average butts like mine. Stay tuned for a complete product review.