I didn’t think I’d ever stay awake long enough today to write a Howdygram post, but guess what, people ... I was wrong and here I am! I’ve got a couple of Easter-related items of interest to share with you tonight. First up, here’s a video of a moron trying to eat 100 marshmallow Peeps in two minutes. Too bad nobody bothered to film his diabetic coma afterwards. Holy crap.
Next, ABC News is reporting that a short order cook at the Cowgirl Cafe in Norco, California, discovered Jesus in a pancake on Good Friday. Co-owner Gary Henderickson said, “To us it looks like a picture of Jesus looking down, like he’s looking down over us.” For the time being they’ve decided to store Jesus in the freezer for safekeeping, although Henderickson admits he doesn’t know why God chose to bless him with his son’s image on a wad of fried dough. “I can’t explain why God acts the way he does,” he said. Unfortunately, Mr. Henderickson, the Howdygram disagrees with your assessment. We think God sent you a pancake of CHARLES MANSON.
Shelf Reliance that cooks in three minutes so we can have instant Tex-Mex gratification any time, day or night. And because I’ve got the best-stocked pantry in Texas I can even offer Sam his choice of flour tortillas or regular crunchy taco shells!
Damn, I’m hungry.