In this post: Headaches, horseshit, brain damage.
I’m not exactly sure how to write this post. At the moment I’ve got a migraine headache resulting from a major brouhaha today with my website hosting company, Web.com. I’ll try to explain what happened without screaming. In case you need a definition, a “brouhaha” is a regular garden-variety hoo-hah with significant additional hysterics.
I TOTALLY WANT TO THROW UP. How the hell can something like this happen? Web.com’s failure is horseshit on so many levels I want to beat somebody senseless with my cane and hurl ice cubes at their face!
This is just one more reason why I’m so damn glad I retired last June. I’m sick of dealing with crap technology, stupid people and the endless aggravation of running a small business! I sincerely hope that my remaining clients — THIS IS A HINT! PAY ATTENTION! — will find new website designers before the end of the year and leave me the hell alone already. Thank you.
It’s presently 8 p.m. and I need to ponder dinner IMMEDIATELY. I think I might heat up a few frozen Schwan’s egg rolls because it’s an excuse to eat Chinese mustard. In case you’re interested, I make my own Chinese mustard from scratch with S&B Oriental Hot Mustard powder. You just mix a heaping teaspoon of powder with a little tap water and stir until it’s as thick or thin as you want. This crap is AWESOME and tastes exactly like the Chinese mustard in restaurants that gives you brain damage.