And now, for your possible enjoyment, I’m pleased to offer this partial list of the most outrageous lawsuits of 2011.
- Convict sues a couple he kidnapped for not helping him evade the police.
- Man illegally brings a gun into a bar, gets injured in a fight and then sues the bar for not searching him for a weapon.
- Adult children sue their mother for sending cards without gifts and playing favorites.
- Woman disagrees with a store over an 80¢ refund and sues for $5 million.
- Mom sues an exclusive preschool over her child’s diminished college prospects.
- Obese man sues White Castle because the booths are too tight.
- Mother sues Chuck E. Cheese because she thinks their games encourage gambling in children.
It’s chili time! We’ve got plenty if you want to come over and watch the Cowboys game with us, so send me a quick email if you’re interested. (We have napkins, too.) Thank you for reading this.
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